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The backdoor
The post was filled before the notice was printed. Merit waited outside while somebody's nephew signed the joining letter.
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Est. 2026 · Nagaland Chapter
They called us cockroaches. So we organised.
A satirical home for Nagaland's overqualified, underemployed and politically fed up youth. No party card. No membership fee. One stubborn swarm that refuses to be squashed.
Chapter One
Why the swarm exists.
For years the system measured a young Naga by one number: how useful you are to someone richer than you. Miss that mark and you become the problem. Lazy. Entitled. Chronically online. And most recently, a cockroach.
So we took the insult and kept it. Cockroaches survive what is built to end them. They adapt. They multiply. They come back after the spray. That is not weakness. That is the whole plan.
CJP Nagaland is a place for the graduate with no reply, the aspirant stuck on a result that never came, and everyone tired of being counted only when it is convenient. The demands are real. The rest is satire.
See what we mean →OFFICIAL ARTWORKNAGALAND · 2026
This is personal
We see your struggle.
You are not lazy and you are not dramatic. The system failed you first, then had the nerve to name you the problem. Here is what you are actually up against.
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One degree, no reply
Years of study. A drawer full of certificates. And a "we will get back to you" that never once got back to you.
CALLS RECEIVED5 yrs
Pending forever
The exam was announced, then frozen mid air. You aged past the limit waiting for a result that refuses to arrive.
TO FILL ONE VACANCY₹0
Roads, allegedly
You learned to drive by dodging craters. The road was sanctioned twice. Your car's suspension has filed for divorce.
SPENT WHERE IT SHOULDOne way
The great leaving
Bengaluru. Delhi. Dubai. Naga graduates serving tables far from home just to send the money back to it.
TICKET OUT OF STATEPoof
Where did it go
The fund was released. The road, the job and the building never showed up. Somebody's house got two floors taller though.
FROM PUBLIC MONEYEnough reading. Start doing.
You have nothing to lose. The other parties already took it.
Open positions
We are hiring.
Write to hello@cjpnagaland.com →
Tell us your district, the role you want, and one thing you have already done.
We are hiring.
Sort of.
No salary. No office. No boss breathing down your neck. The swarm runs on people who show up, and right now we need more of them.
Are you an active cockroach? Are you actually turning up to CJP activities, posting, arguing, filming, showing up when it counts?
Then you are already qualified. Write to us and say which role you want.
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Social Media Admin
Run the pages. Post daily. Keep the swarm awake while everyone else is asleep.
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Reporter on the ground
You go where it happens. Photos, video, names, dates. Original stories, not forwards.
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Channel Moderator
Keep the channel clean and human. Trolls out, arguments civil, nobody doxxed.
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District Coordinator
Be the swarm in your own district. Know who is around you and bring them in.
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Poster and meme maker
The image that travels further than the article. If you can design, we need you badly.
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Manager, whatever that means
Somebody has to keep the rest of us organised. If that is you, you already know.
The official document
The manifesto.
Five demands. Zero sponsors. The same five the swarm carries in every state, Nagaland included. Read it once. Then send it to someone who needs to read it.
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No retiring Chief Justice shall be handed a Rajya Sabha seat as a reward.
A judge who may one day rule against the government should not be auditioning for a job from it. The bench should not be shopping for its next post.
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If a genuine vote is deleted anywhere, the Chief Election Commissioner answers for it under UAPA.
In a CJP state or an opposition state, it makes no difference. Stripping a citizen of their vote is an attack on the Republic itself, and it should be treated like one.
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Fifty percent reservation for women. Not thirty three. And half the Cabinet.
Without enlarging Parliament to make room. Give up the seats that already exist. Half the country deserves half the power, not a rounded down gesture.
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Break the corporate grip on the news, so independent media can breathe.
Cancel the broadcast licences held by the Ambani and Adani media houses, and let the finances of the anchors who serve power face the same scrutiny they demand of everyone else.
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Any MLA or MP who defects is barred from office for twenty years.
No contesting, no public post, no comeback. You were elected on a promise, not on a price. Aaya Ram, Gaya Ram ends here.
Where the name came from
One word started this.
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There are youngsters like cockroaches, who do not get any employment.
CHIEF JUSTICE OF INDIA · SUPREME COURT HEARING · 15 MAY 2026
On 15 May 2026, during a hearing in the Supreme Court, the Chief Justice of India described young people who cannot find work as being like cockroaches, and as parasites of society. The following day he issued a clarification, saying he had been misquoted, that the remark was aimed at people practising on fake degrees, and that he holds India's youth in high regard.
The word was already out of the room. Within twenty four hours the Cockroach Janta Party existed, founded on 16 May 2026, and people across the country were signing up under the insult on purpose.
Nagaland is part of that swarm. Our graduates have been called worse than cockroaches by the system that lost their files, cancelled their exams, and gave their post to somebody's nephew. So we took the word, and we kept it.
You cannot squash a cockroach. You cannot squash a movement.
Membership check
Are you eligible?
We do not check religion, tribe, caste or gender. We do not care who your father knows. We do keep four non negotiable standards, the same four the swarm uses everywhere.
REQ / 01
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Unemployed
By degree, by choice, or by the system. Bring your certificate, leave your productivity at the door.
REQ / 02
✓
Professionally Lazy
Physically, at least. The mind may rage at full capacity, usually at three in the morning.
REQ / 03
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Chronically online
You have refreshed the result website four hundred times today. Our digital warriors stay awake at 3am.
REQ / 04
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Rants well
Sharp, honest, and aimed at something that actually matters. Amateur whining stays home.
The mind behind the swarm
The founder.
FOUNDER & SWARM LEADER
Anonymous
2026FOUNDED
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∞RANTS FILED
1STUBBORN VISION
"They handed the keys to the billionaires and told us to work harder. So we are taking the locks off the doors."
The face stays hidden on purpose. A movement for the youth should be carried by the youth, not fronted by one name looking for credit. The leader is a founding member who knows, from the inside, what it means to be ignored by the system. Armed with free wifi and a fair grudge, the swarm started in a rented room with a fan that does not work.
— WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT, THE SWARM CHOOSES ITS OWN
Get in
Join the swarm.
No form. No fee. No phone number. One tap and you are in the channel where the swarm actually talks.
One tap. That is the whole process.
Other parties want your Aadhaar, your caste, and a selfie with the leader. We want you to show up.
- No membership fee, ever
- No name or phone number required
- Leave whenever you like, no one will call you
- WHATSAPP CHANNEL
- Where the swarm gathers
- HEADQUARTERS
- Wherever the network works. (Nagaland)
- MEMBERSHIP FEE
- ₹0. We are cockroaches, not politicians.
- WORKING HOURS
- For the youth, any time.
Got something to say?
Optional. Nothing here is required and nothing is stored on this site. Write your rant and it opens in your own email app, so you decide whether to send it.
The best rants go out on the channel. Anonymously, unless you tell us otherwise.
The registry
Nagaland CJP Members.
Claim your place on the board. Points come from bringing new people in, from turning up, and from actually contributing something. Free, and no phone number is asked for.
STEP 01
Join the channel first.
Every member of the Nagaland swarm is in the channel. That is where the organising happens. Open it, then come back and claim your rank.
Open the WhatsApp channel →STEP 02
Claim your place in the swarm.
No phone number. No Aadhaar. No fee. Read how we handle this in the privacy policy. You can ask us to delete you any time.
YOUR RANK
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Climb the board. Share your link.
Every new member who joins through your link gives you 50 points. This is the fastest way up, and it is the only thing that actually grows the swarm.
THE SWARM
Nagaland CJP Members
- Counting the swarm...
Make it official
Your member card.
Pick your rank, get your card, put it on your status. Made right here in your browser. Nothing is uploaded, nothing is saved, nothing is sent anywhere.
Card updates as you type. Your swarm ID is generated from your name, not from a member list, so no one is counting you.